There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
16-year-old Draven Rodriguez started an online petition to try and persuade his high school to use a laserbeam photo of him and his cat Mr. Bugglesworth as his yearbook picture. Source
senior pics 2011
NO! NO HUGS!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO TRY TO HUG ME?!?! THEY GET DOORS SLAMMED IN THEIR FACE!!!!!!
Good luck slamming an internet door on my face. I’ll be hiding on a website you probably don’t even know about! You’ve gotta tell me the story about slamming a door on a kids face though!
"You think that after everything else, something like that hurts?”
This is exactly how I feel today.
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
with all the force of a great typhoon
Get the fuck out
I’m so mad about this
These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀
And the best meme of 2014 award goes to “*hits the blunt*”
my friend is studying abroad in spain and he keeps dressing up as waldo and photobombing his classmates’ pictures
i am not joking
Your friend is a fucking genius